whorville: wildsetfree: longlivesherlock: whorville: whorville: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS OMfg C LIKE THE SEA IVE BEEN STARING AT THIs FOR A YEAR AND A HALF NOW You’re all idiots
e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak*
paperheartsandspilledink: Not him— not his body— or his hands, no. It was the delicious feeling of a new idea forming in her mind while they played in bed. Instead of running to the bathroom— she ran to the canvas or a notebook to jot down her thoughts. Because he respired inspiration
yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too calm down satan Time...
cryingjessepinkman: you know who’s cute? you you’re cute
dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: Welcome to tumblr: where we prefer our men to be mass murderers.
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
abigaillx: the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
Reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
roughrimjob: beggin for the d like
foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
Honesty hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored...
lameborghini: life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
t3sticl3z: i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like” U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC BITCH
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
ars33nic: what an introvert is: someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get exhausted from being around people for extended periods of time what an introvert isn’t: low self esteem hatred of people social awkwardness
morristibbs: bigtuna108: morristibbs: cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day if you flossed more it wouldn’t bleed who let a dentist on tumblr
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
jamietheignorantamerican: “A Quick Doodle I did in Class” “One Hour Speedpaint” “My pen pressure was off when I drew this” “Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.” “I’m only 13 years old.” “I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
My bottle broke and here's what was in it
There’s someone I have had a crush on for years. They made me so happy every time they spoke to me, looked at me with that amazing smile.. all the smallest things they did, it made me happy. . I cherish our friendship so, I would hate for anything to go wrong with it. I’m scared now that might be the case. They kissed me last night, a lot, and I kissed them back. My favorite part...
Kindness is Awareness
whorville: One must be hated & The soul dated, Sorrow must be the deepest thing inside, To be aware that kindness is the only cure to a troubled mind To be able to know pure kindness and want to live for tomorrow; You must know how it feels to want to die, and, to wake with overwhelming sorrow Before you can learn to speak with tender loving kindness You must be shattered and...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
peace-love-homicide: An autobiography of Dean Winchester.
feffery: current emotion: i need money