Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
what did marilyn monroe do besides being a wholesale jump off for yall to be worshiping her
^ first of she represented every girls who has girls and uplifted girls self esteem.. do your research before you criticize anybody!
how u say first off and then only say one thing
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
GUYS. INSTEAD OF BEING THE CUMBERBITCHES OR THE “CUMBER COLLECTIVE” LETS BE (INDIVIDUALLY) CUMBERCOOKIES. SO THAT AS A WHOLE WE CAN BE CALLED THE CUMBERBATCH.
REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD
I like this x
his name is literally the fandom name why have we not thought of this before
I really think Benedict would love that.
I’m not even a cumbercookie, but I want you to do it because it’s awesome!
gotta love that disney tried to represent zeus as a wholesome family man when in reality he was like “it’s got a heartbeat? ill do it”
Yes. In “reality” Zeus was such a sex crazed deity.
shut up you idiot dick ass shit idiot face
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is