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habibichic:

guy fieri looks like santa’s douchebag son who drives a porsche he bought with his dad’s money but wants nothing to do with christmas so he moved to san diego.

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

if they were wearing long sleeves and gloves id still know they were white

prettyboyshyflizzy:

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

if they were wearing long sleeves and gloves id still know they were white

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literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

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abyssgravelord:

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

i have been slain

abyssgravelord:

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

i have been slain

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niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

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  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.
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yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

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  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no
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enemy0fthew0rld:

I am so glad someone finally made this

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